Cool Gift

Wednesday was The Antidote's birthday. Among the cool gifts that he got was one from none other than David Amulet and his lovely wife. They gave him a game called Would You Rather...?.

But, to suit our tastes, it was the "sick and twisted" version.

The whole point of the game is to get people to talk about really bizarre situations that you would rarely (if ever) find yourself in. In fact, the game instructions (damn lawyers) tell you to NEVER act our the situations posed...as they may harm or kill you. Nice.

Sounds weird, but it's freakin' hilarious. So last night, it being a week night and all, we decided NOT to play.

Of course,that did not stop me from reading some of the cards aloud to see just what this game was about. We then spent the evening debating:

Would You Rather...
if a man (women, switch genders for a moment)
be able to spontaneously ejaculate OR never ejaculate?

As a group, I think we decided that spontaneous ejaculation would be MUCH more fun. But then, this question arose:

Would You Rather...
stand naked for 5 minutes at the busiest airport nearest your home OR be caught masturbating by a member of the opposite sex?

The spontaneous ejaculation would certainly be an issue in either of these situations, no?

Of course not all the questions involved things of such an...um...intimate nature. There was also:

Would You Rather...
eat 3 barrels of dead flies over two weeks
OR eat 20 lbs of moldy bacon?

DA's wife and I decided that eating a barrel of dead flies would probably be better because, after awhile, they would just be like the handfuls of peanuts you eat when you go to those restaurants that let you leave peanut shells on the floor. DA and The Antidote, however, felt that 20 lbs of moldy bacon was certainly less problematic than dead flies.

As you can tell -- this can lead to some interesting dinner conversation.....

The floor is now open for any other Would you Rathers... that come to mind...