It's All in Your Name
Apparently, your name can tell people something about you. It doesn't just tell people that your parents are unoriginal, or that they had serious drug issues in the 60s. No, apparently your name determines your personality, your strengths, your weaknesses, your nature, your physical health...everything about you. In fact, you can change your destiny by simply picking a more Balanced Name™.
According to the The Kabalarian Philosophy, "life does not need to be punctuated with a question mark." A simple mathematical evaluation of the letters in your name can reveal your past, present, and future. From what I understand, the principles are similar to those found in numerology.
Oh -- despite the etymological similarity, Kabalarians are not to be confused with people who practice Kabbalah.
Now, I am not one to automatically discredit things I don't understand. I've always hoped someone or something would provide me the key to the door of life. I don't consider myself a skeptic, but rather a realist. I've got to see proof first.
However, my interest was piqued when I read the story of Darryl R. Peebles. There are two Darryl R. Peebles in the world...one an American, one an Australian. The two found each other after the American Peebles typed his name into an Internet search engine and found the Australian Peebles.
According to the article I read, the similarities don't end with their names:
Both born in 1949
Both have three children.
Both have a child born in 1975.
Both have a child born in 1977.
Both of their fathers both came from small towns and worked on lathes of some kind.
Both are keen performers, and enjoyed magic, ventriloquism and playing music.
So, this led me to seek a Kabalarian analysis of my first name (not Curare, but rather my REAL first name...*GASP*). The Kabalarian Philosophy reveals the following about me:
(1) Even though your name creates the urge to be artistically creative and original, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control.
(2) This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system, and tension or accidents to the head.
(3) Your name creates a dual nature in that you can be very generous and understanding, but you can also be so candid in your expression that you create misunderstanding.
(4) You struggle with the requirement to soften your expression with tact and diplomacy and to consider the feelings of others.
(5) Difficulty in accepting advice or admitting that you may have made a mistake causes you to appear to be stubborn and set in your ways. Thus, you have too often created the wrong impression, and friendships have suffered.
I didn't go on to pay $$$ to have my "full name" analyzed, but I have to say that this is frighteningly like me. Except for #2. That one is just dead wrong. Some people would tell you they believe I've had many "accidents to the head," but I hearilty deny that statement.
Amazing or ridiculous? I leave that to you to decide.
According to the The Kabalarian Philosophy, "life does not need to be punctuated with a question mark." A simple mathematical evaluation of the letters in your name can reveal your past, present, and future. From what I understand, the principles are similar to those found in numerology.
Oh -- despite the etymological similarity, Kabalarians are not to be confused with people who practice Kabbalah.
Now, I am not one to automatically discredit things I don't understand. I've always hoped someone or something would provide me the key to the door of life. I don't consider myself a skeptic, but rather a realist. I've got to see proof first.
However, my interest was piqued when I read the story of Darryl R. Peebles. There are two Darryl R. Peebles in the world...one an American, one an Australian. The two found each other after the American Peebles typed his name into an Internet search engine and found the Australian Peebles.
According to the article I read, the similarities don't end with their names:
Both born in 1949
Both have three children.
Both have a child born in 1975.
Both have a child born in 1977.
Both of their fathers both came from small towns and worked on lathes of some kind.
Both are keen performers, and enjoyed magic, ventriloquism and playing music.
So, this led me to seek a Kabalarian analysis of my first name (not Curare, but rather my REAL first name...*GASP*). The Kabalarian Philosophy reveals the following about me:
(1) Even though your name creates the urge to be artistically creative and original, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control.
(2) This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system, and tension or accidents to the head.
(3) Your name creates a dual nature in that you can be very generous and understanding, but you can also be so candid in your expression that you create misunderstanding.
(4) You struggle with the requirement to soften your expression with tact and diplomacy and to consider the feelings of others.
(5) Difficulty in accepting advice or admitting that you may have made a mistake causes you to appear to be stubborn and set in your ways. Thus, you have too often created the wrong impression, and friendships have suffered.
I didn't go on to pay $$$ to have my "full name" analyzed, but I have to say that this is frighteningly like me. Except for #2. That one is just dead wrong. Some people would tell you they believe I've had many "accidents to the head," but I hearilty deny that statement.
Amazing or ridiculous? I leave that to you to decide.
You were poisoned by Curare_Z at 8:36 AM
11 Death Spasms:
The one thing that struck me on mine was that it said that I have a tendency to say inappropriate things in a candid way. Woops.
Wow, mine was wayyy off.
(1) Even though your name creates the urge to be artistically creative and original, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control.
(2) This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the nervous system, and tension or accidents to the head.
(3) Your name creates a dual nature in that you can be very generous and understanding, but you can also be so candid in your expression that you create misunderstanding.
(4) You struggle with the requirement to soften your expression with tact and diplomacy and to consider the feelings of others.
(5) Difficulty in accepting advice or admitting that you may have made a mistake causes you to appear to be stubborn and set in your ways. Thus, you have too often created the wrong impression, and friendships have suffered.
Is your real name Madonna ?
I have to say that it's really a bunch of hoopla. Most of that stuff can be applied to almost all of us. Just like horiscopes.
Fuzz: NO WAY! I never would've guess that about you! LOL
Bruce: See Phoenix's comment. I think he's on the money. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
Ben: Close, but no cigar. Actually, not even close. :-)
Phoenix: I generally agree, but I happen to be one of those people where these things (and horoscopes usually) are right on the money, so I find it odd. But, see Bruce's comment above. Seems like the stars are NOT aligned for him to find out more about himself via these methods! :-)
I'm with Phoenix. We see what we want to see, and we can read ourselves into most descriptions. I see something saying that I'm "stable and steady," and I totally agree. Then I see something saying I can be "moody and exciteable," and I agree. Very little analytical leverage there ...
-- david
It's funny how I had different readings for Deb, Debbie, and Deborah.
Hmmmm.
You should try typing in names like "Trogdor." Just sayin.
-- david
Wait, weren't you smacked in the head with a softball? (the head injury part was in my analysis too).
I'm always skeptical of these things...but then again I'm always skeptical :)
DA: Trogdor doesn't need analysis. He's the burninator. We already know that.
Debbie: I know. I guess it's supposed to be the name you "use most." I haven't tried typing in bitch yet.
Siren: LOL. You're right. I forgot. Maybe I have amnesia...
Interestingly, I had very similar results to yours. Does that mean we're both likely to suffer some form of blunt head trauma in the immediate future?
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