An AH HA Moment
Do you remember those old cartoons we used to watch as kids? They were clean and wholesome. When a character had a brilliant idea, a light bulb would appear over their heads and magically blink on and off.
Well, that childhood image has been completely destroyed by this guy.
Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, recently underwent surgery to have a glass light bulb removed from his anus.
Yes, I said anus.
The worst part about the ordeal is that Mohammad didn't know it was there. He woke up to a pain in his abdomen and was told in the hospital what the cause of his pain was.
Yeah. Pain in his abdomen. Uh huh. Sure, Mohammad.
Mohammad claims that someone must have drugged him and shoved the bulb up there while we was comatose. I'm not buying it....and neither are the doctors.
In the understatement of the year, the doctor that performed this delicate surgery is quoted as saying: "We had to take it out intact...Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."
You were poisoned by Curare_Z at 5:46 AM
16 Death Spasms:
No for real! It happened to me last summer! I'm pretty sure aliens did it. That or I'm one seriously masochistic pervert of a sleepwalker.
I can't even begin to imagine how painful that would be nor the level of stupidity required to pull such a stunt.
It makes almost as much sense as lighting a match to see how much gas is in your car's gas tank.
Anita: Thanks for stopping by. I'm so sorry to hear about your misfortune. At least the light bulb didn't blink on an off...or did it?
Perplexio: How about lighting a match to smoke after huffing in your closed up car? No joke...I know an idiot that did this and lived to tell.
The idiot you speak of is deserving of an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.
Methinks he may have gotten to the point where death came for him but he was able to beat death at rock/paper/scissors and thus got to stick around for a few more years. ;-)
Better to have a light bulb in there than a light bulb still attached to a floor lamp in there.
-- david
Brings a whole no meaning to the phrase, 'The light at the end of the tunnel.'
OMG....
yeah, that's like the guy with the gerbil in his ass claiming "it just crawled up in there"...
Does that mean that he sh** good ideas Curare ?
What an idiot !
I guess he's not the brightest bulb in the lamp is he?
Perplexio: rock/paper/scissors is a bit complicated man. I'm thinking more along the lines of flipping a coin.
Amulet: you always bring perspective to any conversation...
Fuzz: ROTFLMAO! I wonder if he could do the whole ET phone home thing.
Ally: Now THAT's class.
Ben: I'm pretty sure this guy isn't doing much sh**ting right now. But his friends report that he's a really pain in the a$$.
Pixie: That's an understatement.
Bruce: He was, he was. But his bright and shiny days are over now.
Hopefully Mohammad makes a full recovery. He needs to know there's a light at the end of the tunnel.
Phoenix: there's no light at the end of the tunnel. The doctors removed it. ;-)
People continuously amaze me. I mean, they shouldn't with all the stuff we read about, but, alas, yep, your post amazed me again!
ok, that takes a special kind of stupid -
Drugged? Doesn't know how it happened?
Don't you just wanna yell, "Was your ass with you the entire day? Did you, at any time, give someone else your ass?"
GE: I hear you. It's frightening, isn't it?! :-)
LMB: The only problem with that question? Getting the answer....
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