You Can Pick Your Friends....
....and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.
I don't know where that came from, but it's the first thing that popped into my head after reading this article.
Apparently the National Dental Survey in London found that Britons are willing to floss with odd items such as screwdrivers, scissors, and earrings. What I find odd, though, is that people ADMITTED this behavior. I mean, it's a survey.
But the surveyors weren't surprised about that, instead they were surprised to learn that 23% of people just left the food in their teeth to rot. Why is that so surprising? I mean Britons are notorious for having bad teeth....right next to Asians.
Me, personally? I think that leaving the food in your teeth is just an attempt by Britons to cover up the fact that they're wearing the cheese perfume their kids bought them for mother's day. Anything for a distraction....
I don't know where that came from, but it's the first thing that popped into my head after reading this article.
Apparently the National Dental Survey in London found that Britons are willing to floss with odd items such as screwdrivers, scissors, and earrings. What I find odd, though, is that people ADMITTED this behavior. I mean, it's a survey.
But the surveyors weren't surprised about that, instead they were surprised to learn that 23% of people just left the food in their teeth to rot. Why is that so surprising? I mean Britons are notorious for having bad teeth....right next to Asians.
Me, personally? I think that leaving the food in your teeth is just an attempt by Britons to cover up the fact that they're wearing the cheese perfume their kids bought them for mother's day. Anything for a distraction....
You were poisoned by Curare_Z at 7:21 AM
6 Death Spasms:
Britons are known for having bad teeth for a couple reasons, but in general is a cultural thing.
They are not as accepting of kids wearing braces, for example. And going to the dentist and flossing just isn't as widespread.
Maybe they can put fluoride in their tea?
23% of those surveyed might just be saving the crumbs between their teeth for a mid-afternoon snack. Crazee Tastee!
This punctuates why I'm on a strict liquid diet.
Cheese perfume? Who's the market for this? The discriminating fetishish who wants to attract....ummm....i don't know...mice?
With a picture of a wedge of dairy in soft focus for the advert, I guess.
This cheese perfume is bizarre. Knowing my luck, I'll get on an elevator next to some lady who just doused herself in Limburger.
Phoenix: Not a bad idea at all....tea, floride, and crumpets. MMMMM...
Fuzz: You made me laugh out loud with Crazee Tastee. Ever had one of those burps that tasted just like what you ate. Gross.
Egan: That would probably also explain frequent trips to the bathroom.
Ella: I have NO IDEA who the demographic is...but it is clearly not us...
Rocky: I guess its better than getting on an elevator next to some lady that smells like whatever she smelled like before she put on Limburger perfume! :-)
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