A Titillating Experience
It must have been titillating to see. It was a bosom boom for suckling small fries.
This last week, 3,738 women stood chest to chest to break the world record for the most number of women to simultaneously breast feed.
The article does not mention this, but I'm sure the women were not prepared for the outpouring of support from every man in the Phillipines. With 7,476 breasts present, and at least 3,738 of those bared and some point in the day, the turnout must have been incredible. Is it any wonder that the organizer of this mammoth mammary event, Lito Atienza, the Mayor of the Phillipines, is a man?
Regardless of your thoughts about breast feeding in public, you can't deny that it is probably a much better way to bond with your child than to, oh I dunno, smoke pot with your kids.
This last week, 3,738 women stood chest to chest to break the world record for the most number of women to simultaneously breast feed.
The article does not mention this, but I'm sure the women were not prepared for the outpouring of support from every man in the Phillipines. With 7,476 breasts present, and at least 3,738 of those bared and some point in the day, the turnout must have been incredible. Is it any wonder that the organizer of this mammoth mammary event, Lito Atienza, the Mayor of the Phillipines, is a man?
Regardless of your thoughts about breast feeding in public, you can't deny that it is probably a much better way to bond with your child than to, oh I dunno, smoke pot with your kids.
You were poisoned by Curare_Z at 6:39 AM
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Having Filipino heritage, I'm pretty embarassed. Can't they think of a better record to break? Breastfeeding????
I think the mayor is perverted.
What a boob.
About the post smoking bonding ritual, I must say that at least she was interested in his schoolwork. She gets an A for effort but a Class A for execution.
This story makes me happy. I read this over the weekend and wondered why they would actually want to break a lame record like this.
There had to have been a better record than that to try and break.
Apparently this breast feeding thing is a very big deal.
As for the pot-sharing mama, at least she was using it as a reward. Because any good psych student knows that if you study stoned you have to go to take the test stoned.
Not that I'd know from experience. I was too busy at the beach, skipping school and being stoned. But maybe if my parents had given me pot....
And the purpose of thsi was???? Of course, I'm all into breasts but this is rediculous.
Some people will do anything for attention.
Phoenix: Don't be embarrassed. Every culture does SOMETHING stupid. :-)
Fuzz: I thought of that too. Then I realized that's just her excuse.
Egan: I hear you, but people do weird stuff like this all the time. Why have a longest time on a pogo stick record? Because you can, man, because you can.
Mark: See above. Because you can, man, because you can.
BG: HAHAHA. "If you study stoned you have to take the test stoned." Tru dat.
Obilongkenobi: Thanks for stoppping by and commenting! I think the point was that there was no point. Or at least that's the gist I'm getting from you all!
Siren: Bare breasts always get attention.
Why try and hold your breath for 9 minutes underwater on national tv? Because you a magician with a career going nowhere.
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