Roaming Gnome Siting
An ex-judge in the Phillippines is fighting to get his job back after he was fired for admitting that he made his decisions with the aid of Armand, Luis, and Angel.
At first, I'm thinking: what a lucky judge. He's got three lackeys to help him do all the work while he goes golfing. But then I realize that Armand, Luis, and Angel are not law clerks.
No.
They are mystic dwarfs.
Or at least that's what Judge Floro told investigators. Apparently these three mystic dwarfs "helped him carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers."
And Floro wonders why the investigators found that he was "incompetent, had shown bias in a case he was trying and had criticized court procedure." He can't believe he was "dismissed for what he believed."
In response, the Mystic Dwarf Union is circulating a petition seeking some relief from the anti-gnome/dwarf sentiment in the Phillipines.
At first, I'm thinking: what a lucky judge. He's got three lackeys to help him do all the work while he goes golfing. But then I realize that Armand, Luis, and Angel are not law clerks.
No.
They are mystic dwarfs.Or at least that's what Judge Floro told investigators. Apparently these three mystic dwarfs "helped him carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers."
And Floro wonders why the investigators found that he was "incompetent, had shown bias in a case he was trying and had criticized court procedure." He can't believe he was "dismissed for what he believed."
In response, the Mystic Dwarf Union is circulating a petition seeking some relief from the anti-gnome/dwarf sentiment in the Phillipines.
You were poisoned by Curare_Z at 7:35 AM
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I think that I will join the protest.
This an obvious case of gnome profiling...
I am speechless.
Philipino little people? Mystic Dwarf Unions?
The thoughts are moving waaaay too fast.
Thank God (or whatever deity you choose) that gnomes and dwarves are not so discriminated against in other countries.
-- david
Incredible that the ex-Judge is suing on the basis of discrimination.
I heard the Mystic Dwarf Union was merging with the Mexican Illegal Immigration Group, forming a formidable alliance.
Si se puede!
That's just crazy. Everyone knows Dwarves give horrible advice, it's the pixies he should have been asking.
Fuzz: did you see how Mark is perpetuating myths about your people? You should consider taking it up with the pixies...
Bruce: it is a topic not enough people talk about these days...
BG: Take deep breaths, slow down...
DA: We're lucky to live in such an enlightened time...
Phoenix: Imagine what won't get done if they all stop work together on one day. Circuses across the world unite!
Mark: uh oh. You better watch out for Fuzz. He might be offended
Pixies just get a good rep because they are cute. Everyone who has dealt with them knows that dwarves give the best advice.
I usually pray to the Three Stooges myself.
Freedom of Religion in Philippine Judiciary
Just sayin hello, and Thanks for writing on my case. I deeply appreciate that I had been known in the far, far other side of our world. May I please AIR MY SIDE to your reports.
California Justice William Bedsworth and San Francisco prominent lawyer Kevin Underhill wrote on this:
http://psychic-and-healing-judge.blogspot.com/
http://psychic-and-healing-judge.blogspot.com/2006/07/freedom-of-religion-on-bench-3-mystic.html
http://psychic-and-healing-judge.blogspot.com/2006/07/lowering-bar-as-international.html
I am Judge Florentino V. Floro, Jr. (a Regional Trial Court Judge of Br. 73, Malabon, NCJR, Metro Manila, REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES). My physical address is 123 Dahlia, Alido, Malolos, 3000 Bulacan, Philippines. My E-mail Address is:
judge_florentino_v_floro@yahoo.com; my telephone number is (044) 662-82-03, digitel, Philippines.
In today’s broken world of materialism, atheism, skepticism, pure science and Satanism, man’s continuous search for truth and justice, the ONE, TRUE, GOOD and the BEAUTIFUL, for Hope, is endless. Because of the transcendental and spiritual value of the Gifts of Spiritual Healing and Prophecy (Corinthians, St. Paul), may I please share with you my true-to-life endowment of these TWIN gifts from the AMEN, the Faithful and True, the King of Peace, the Highest Priest according to the Order of Melchisedeck, The Alpha & Omega, the King of Judges, Magistrates, gods and of our hears.
May I share with you my documentary on the subject:
The Philippine “HEALING / PSYCHIC JUDGE” – 70 minutes Philippine Television Documentary uploaded on www.youtube.com --- type judge floro, in the upper search and click/enter; or just click the following:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search=judge+floro&search_type=search_videos&search=Search
Judge Florentino V. Floro Jr., “Healing Judge” Part 1 of 6 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wECTKjkkZLs&search=judge%20floro
On April 6, 2006, the Philippine Supreme Court RELIEVED (separated - it did not dismiss) me from judicial service, and paid me 3 years backwages, by reason of PSYCHOSIS, a medical incapacity - because I allegedly believed in dwarves, angel of death, inflicting sicknesses, healing, prophecy, psychic phenomena and (in writing) predicted the downfall of 13th Philippine President Joseph Estrada (on December, 1998) who was ousted by people power on January 20, 2001.
[Vide: Court Decision penned by M. Justice Minita Viray-Chico Nazario, 75 pages, March 31, 2006 in: A.M. No. RTJ-99-1460 http://www.supremecourt.gov.ph/jurisprudence/2006/mar2006/A.M.%20No.%20RTJ-99-1460.htm.
TRUTH: I never used the word “DWARVES” in any DECISION, and I never consulted any imaginary dwarf to pen my decisions; my detractors submitted these false evidence or lies to replace me with their political candidate; what I do believe in is: a) in the so-called (my) SPIRIT GUIDES or PROTECTORS: LUIS, is the KING OF ALL KINGS of ELEMENTALS/spirits worldwide (I opine due to his lights, violet and white); and b) he is GOD’s ANGEL (Genesis, Exodus, etc.) - what St. Paul teaches: Gifts of the Holy Spirit, Prophecy and Spiritual Healing. I am GIFTED; I never tried to develop my psychic powers, since these are God’s GIFTs to me - TO HEAL and TO PROPHESY.
Sincerely,
Judge Floro
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