Mr. Messy -- You're Next.

Do you remember the series of Mr. Men and Little Miss children's books? Man, I used to love those. The list is long, but there were, among others:

Mr. Messy
Mr. Sneeze
Mr. Tickle
Little Miss Giggles
Little Miss Chatterbox
Little Miss Naughty

At the time I was reading these novellas, I used to wonder what would happen if Mr. Messy and Little Miss Neat got together. Now that I'm an adult I, of course, wonder what would happen if Mr. Tickle and Little Miss Naughty were to meet at a club. But that's for a different blog.

At any rate, there was, among these characters, a Mr. Noisy.

He never had a female counterpart, other than the Frenchie Little Miss Loud, until now. But you can't rush out to meet her just yet because Mrs. Noisy was recently sentenced to one year in prison for, well, being noisy.

Apparently Mrs. Noisy was living in an apartment building and used to scream insults and blare loud music at passers-by. Neighbors claimed she caused physical harm with the sheer decibel level of her screaming -- enough to cause one "resident to seek treatment for insomnia and headaches."

That's one loud lady.

Now, she's likely to be known as "Little Miss Non-Repentant," but I'm sure she'll be back to her Mrs. Noisy antics soon upon her release.

Mr. Noisy is reportedly not going to wait for Mrs. Noisy's release, and was last seen with Little Miss Curious behind the bleachers at school.