Eat My....Gizzard?
Apparently there are a lot of sick people out there. And I don't mean "bird flu" sick. I'm referring to the kind of sick that drives you seek out lovers that will allow you to cannibalize them.
Yes, some weird dude in Germany, (Armin Meiwes), is on trial for murder because he killed and ate some other weird dude (Bernd-Juergen Brandes). Meiwes successfully severed Brandes' penis, and they BOTH tried to eat it before Brandes died from, yes, excessive bleeding.
Apparently Meiwes' murder trial hinges on the fact that Brandes wanted to be eaten. But that doesn't jive, to me, with the fact that Meiwes was trolling the internet for a "suitable partner." According to some wacky sex therapist, Meiwes's cannibalistic fantasy "had its roots in his father's departure from the family home and a domineering and embittered mother. His desire to eat someone stemmed from his wish to find a partner who would not abandon him."
I could make so many jokes about being eaten...but really I'm just a little sickened. I'll leave the joking to you all. Please, lighten the mood in here!!!
Well -- one little funny: I bet every cannibal has one of these.
Yes, some weird dude in Germany, (Armin Meiwes), is on trial for murder because he killed and ate some other weird dude (Bernd-Juergen Brandes). Meiwes successfully severed Brandes' penis, and they BOTH tried to eat it before Brandes died from, yes, excessive bleeding.
Apparently Meiwes' murder trial hinges on the fact that Brandes wanted to be eaten. But that doesn't jive, to me, with the fact that Meiwes was trolling the internet for a "suitable partner." According to some wacky sex therapist, Meiwes's cannibalistic fantasy "had its roots in his father's departure from the family home and a domineering and embittered mother. His desire to eat someone stemmed from his wish to find a partner who would not abandon him."
I could make so many jokes about being eaten...but really I'm just a little sickened. I'll leave the joking to you all. Please, lighten the mood in here!!!
Well -- one little funny: I bet every cannibal has one of these.
You were poisoned by Curare_Z at 9:36 AM
5 Death Spasms:
What a sick story. Fun in that way, of course.
I'm with The Phoenix--the masks are popping up funny and blocking text. Make them go away!!! heheh
-- david
Tastes great, less filling...the smaller the...well, you get the point...
I read this book where it talk about before someone back in ancient Egypt died, they were fed nothing but honey for a month. Then, after they died, they were put in a cask with yet more honey. After a year or so, they were considered a delicacy, a type of candy....
Honeyed human candy...has a nice ring to it...
And of course you heard about the man that died in our fair state from his bestality experience. Apparently the horsey was quite the aggressor.
Dammit! I knew I shouldn't have used up all my cannibal jokes in this post (complete with Miews reference):
http://ellamichelle.blogspot.com/2006/01/taking-bite-out-of-broadway.html
Oddly enough, Miews is not the only isolated fetishist with this particular fixation (though he's the only one I can think of who took it into reality rather than playacting)......the things you learn when you accidentally type "vore" into a google search engine. Brings a whole new innuendo to the phrase "eat me".
DA: Presto chango. I'll drop them. ;-)
Allypooh: Honeyed human candy? I had never heard that. And it disturbs me!
Egan: HA HA HA. He would've been safer with a sheep. At least he would've outweighed the sheep!
Ella: "Cannibal the Muscial"? You've GOT to be kidding me. Was it Elton John's "Interview with a Vampire" you sat through? I read a review that it was AWFUL.
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