Does Size Matter?

I mean, does it, really? Some people will tell you it's not size, it's style. Others would tell you that size is the only thing that matters.

Apparently, this question has been hotly debated by Mexican politicians. And the consensus is, it is important to the Mexican people that their new president have big balls.

Or at least that's what the ads seem to imply. This thing about size comes from a yearning among Mexicans for a strong president or even a strong party."

I wish we could get political debates like this here. Can you imagine how different the last race would've been? I might have actually tuned in for this debate:

GW: Come on Kerry, whip it out. All the cool kids are doing it.

Kerry: Georgie, my dick is so big it would poke your eye out.

GW: Hee hee....he said "dick."

I think Americans would, like the Mexicans, find it much easier to support their President if this was a primary consideration. Any criticism would be quickly quashed, "Sure he isn't a great speaker, but at least he's got big balls!"

Of course, the thought of the first female president (whenever or should ever that happen) having a big set of kahunas may be enough for the American people to wish for the days when it was about having gray hair and the right connections.