WineOH!
Hell is freezing over. Pigs are going to fly...and monkeys just might start flying out of my butt. But most shocking of all...porn stars are going legit.
Or at least that's what it seems, when you consider that Savanna Samson is entering the wine industry.
It's the first time Savanna is entering something that hasn't entered her first.
Her interview with reporter Daniel Trotta is priceless.
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Savanna: "I never wanted to just do gimmick. That would just happen with me being a porn star, me having a photographer shoot the label, how risque could I get on the label -- all those things."
But she is a porn star. And she did have a photographer take an alluring picture of her for the label. And the picture on the label looks like a naked woman who is pleasuring herself. So what part of this is not gimmick?
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Savanna: "I knew I wanted Roberto to make my wine -- I just love his passion for wine."
I'm sure that's what Roberto was thinking when he agreed to this project. His passion...for wine.
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Savanna: The wine "really represents who I am...There's spiciness -- the Cesanese has the naughty side of me. And yet it's an elegant wine. I love the opera, and I'm a classically trained ballet dancer. And there is some chocolate undertone, which I just love. There's a little bit of sweetness. Like, 10 percent of the time I'm sweet."
If she's sweet 10% of the time, I'm curious (not bi-curious people) about how the 90% is divided up between her spiciness and elegance. I would imagine that elegance gets the short end of the stick. And if elegance is getting the short end of the stick, where is the long end of the stick?
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Savanna: "My priest said in Mass once, 'Violence or pleasures of the flesh. What is the greater of two evils?' I think we all know the answer. I felt like he was saying that toward me."
Savanna, honey. If that's what you're worried about, forget wine. Star in a new porn entitled "The Little Altar Boy." Your priest will worship you.
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Savanna:(Regarding her parents' reaction to her job choice)
"They were so devastated. They were terribly, terribly upset."
I can't imagine why. Doesn't every parent wish for their daughter to soar to new heights? I guess they just don't want see their daughter soaring to heights of passion, or soaring in a love swing.
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Savanna:(On her motivation for this project)
"I wanted to do something that my parents could be proud of."
Because going into the wine industry is going to make them forget that you ride the wild pony for a living. And that you're so good at it that you won best actress in the Adult Video News Awards. And don't forget that scene with Jenna Jameson in "The Masseuse."
Savanna's parents must be so proud.
Or at least that's what it seems, when you consider that Savanna Samson is entering the wine industry.
It's the first time Savanna is entering something that hasn't entered her first.
Her interview with reporter Daniel Trotta is priceless.
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Savanna: "I never wanted to just do gimmick. That would just happen with me being a porn star, me having a photographer shoot the label, how risque could I get on the label -- all those things."
But she is a porn star. And she did have a photographer take an alluring picture of her for the label. And the picture on the label looks like a naked woman who is pleasuring herself. So what part of this is not gimmick?
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Savanna: "I knew I wanted Roberto to make my wine -- I just love his passion for wine."
I'm sure that's what Roberto was thinking when he agreed to this project. His passion...for wine.
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Savanna: The wine "really represents who I am...There's spiciness -- the Cesanese has the naughty side of me. And yet it's an elegant wine. I love the opera, and I'm a classically trained ballet dancer. And there is some chocolate undertone, which I just love. There's a little bit of sweetness. Like, 10 percent of the time I'm sweet."
If she's sweet 10% of the time, I'm curious (not bi-curious people) about how the 90% is divided up between her spiciness and elegance. I would imagine that elegance gets the short end of the stick. And if elegance is getting the short end of the stick, where is the long end of the stick?
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Savanna: "My priest said in Mass once, 'Violence or pleasures of the flesh. What is the greater of two evils?' I think we all know the answer. I felt like he was saying that toward me."
Savanna, honey. If that's what you're worried about, forget wine. Star in a new porn entitled "The Little Altar Boy." Your priest will worship you.
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Savanna:(Regarding her parents' reaction to her job choice)
"They were so devastated. They were terribly, terribly upset."
I can't imagine why. Doesn't every parent wish for their daughter to soar to new heights? I guess they just don't want see their daughter soaring to heights of passion, or soaring in a love swing.
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Savanna:(On her motivation for this project)
"I wanted to do something that my parents could be proud of."
Because going into the wine industry is going to make them forget that you ride the wild pony for a living. And that you're so good at it that you won best actress in the Adult Video News Awards. And don't forget that scene with Jenna Jameson in "The Masseuse."
Savanna's parents must be so proud.
You were poisoned by Curare_Z at 11:50 AM
8 Death Spasms:
"Oliveros, who is also know as adult video actress Savanna Samson, has produced the wine Sogno Uno which received a 91 rating from wine expert Robert Parker."
I'm surprised he didn't give a 69.
Did you see the pictures for the article ? The wine bottle is out of focus, and they're just highlighting her, and her plunging neckline.
Brings an all new angle to the term, 'Popping the cork.'
Ben: It's because the photographer couldn't get take his eyes off that neckline. Man, I'm telling you..this is all about gimmick. But I'll try the wine if I ever see it...so I'm probably part of the problem!
Fuzz: HA HA HA HA HA HA That made me laugh out loud.
I'd give my same joke I offered on Fuzz's last post, but the Comment Police might come here, bust me, and misspell "Phoenix" in the process.
You can't see the label at all, since the camera is focused on Ms. Samson's...um...big boobies. It looks like Little Red Riding hood on the label.
What's next for Savnna? Her own line of cheese to go with the wine? Perhaps she'll have her own brand of Swiss cheese, it having lots of holes and all. (OK, that was over the line).
You nailed this one, Curare.
-- david
If the wine is a true reflection of Savanna, does that also mean it will be cheap? I mean, inexpensive?
Phoenix: Swiss cheese. ha ha ha. I would've said Munster...because it stinks. :-)
DA: I'm not the one doing any nailing around here!
Siren: HA HA HA! I totally missed that one, but I would wager it say it will be "less expensive."
Dammit. Everyone beats me to all the good punchlines.
And I was seriously going to whine about how good her wine* is supposed to be.
*Lame, I know. It's all they left me with.
Verification word: unbvrh
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