Pillow talk
There is nothing I enjoy more than a little pillow talk. But, I'm an extremely heavy sleeper. So, there are times when The Antidote is having a full-on conversation with me....and I have NO IDEA. The best time for him to get my attention is BEFORE I fall asleep.
It's not that I don't care. No. I'm just a heavy sleeper. When I go to sleep, I'm asleep. When I wake up, I'm awake. I'm lucky.
This lady...well, she she wouldn't be in this mess if she slept more heavily. Apparently, in the middle of the night, she heard her husband utter the word "talaq" three times in his sleep.
So, of course, she told everyone.
But do you know what that means? (I didn't either).
They're now divorced. When the local Islam leaders caught wind, they said the husband's words constituted a divorce under the "triple talaq" rule. I can GUARANTEE Christians do NOT have a corresponding rule
I shudder to think about the weird things I might have uttered in my sleep. Perhaps I shouldn't worry so much since my most recent dream consisted of me trying to remember my credit card number for over an hour while trying to buy gatorade at a gas station. But still.
Lessons to learn here:
(1) Pillow talk is private.
(2) What's said in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.
(3) And last but not least....Shut up.
It's not that I don't care. No. I'm just a heavy sleeper. When I go to sleep, I'm asleep. When I wake up, I'm awake. I'm lucky.
This lady...well, she she wouldn't be in this mess if she slept more heavily. Apparently, in the middle of the night, she heard her husband utter the word "talaq" three times in his sleep.
So, of course, she told everyone.
But do you know what that means? (I didn't either).
They're now divorced. When the local Islam leaders caught wind, they said the husband's words constituted a divorce under the "triple talaq" rule. I can GUARANTEE Christians do NOT have a corresponding rule
I shudder to think about the weird things I might have uttered in my sleep. Perhaps I shouldn't worry so much since my most recent dream consisted of me trying to remember my credit card number for over an hour while trying to buy gatorade at a gas station. But still.
Lessons to learn here:
(1) Pillow talk is private.
(2) What's said in the bedroom stays in the bedroom.
(3) And last but not least....Shut up.
You were poisoned by Curare_Z at 7:07 AM
9 Death Spasms:
Did you know that the word for divorce in Botswanan is "gyrtirade". In English it's pronounced gateraid.
What the...? You know, the Muslims have enough bad press already, now they can get divorced in there sleep??? SHeeeeYit, man.
I would love to know what would have happened if he took a bunch of Ambien before going to bed. Maybe she could've divorced him for eating all the raw bacon in the fridge. "That's it Mohhammad! I was saving that for Sunday brunch you motherfucker!"
Well, under American law, if you refuse a "Triple Dog Dare You," you are branded a coward and scarred for life. So we have our own customs.
If only divorce were that easy in the US. It would be the end of the Mexican quickie.
I talk in my sleep quite often. It has never led to divorce but it has got me cold cocked a time or two.
Ben: Don't tell my husband. I like him to much to suffer a sleep divorce.
Debbie: HA HA. You made me laugh out loud.
Phoenix: True. So true. To each his/her own, huh?
Siren: It may actually mean MORE quickies....
Fuzz: I'm going to leave your "cold cocked" statement alone....
John Bobbitt talked in HIS sleep, and look at what that earned him ...
-- david
Man, muslim chics have it so easy! Lie about your husband talking in his sleep - instant divorce. Too bad she didn't know about the "alimony, alimony, alimony" rule.
DA: Perhaps the lesson is: Don't talk in your sleep.
Anonymous: Good to see you! ;-)
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