Move Over Pope -
the Dali Lama is Comin' Through
The Catholic church has taken a lot of flack lately. The considerable scrutiny due to ever growing accusations of altar boys every where has shocked Catholics and non-Catholics alike. The scandal has made the Church cannon fodder for critics and comedians every where.
Despite the bad press, this bad mojo is spreading to other religions. It appears that this molestation sex trend trandescends Catholicism, as evidenced by the Buddhist priest recently arrested for engaging in sex with a minor in Tokyo.
Talk about bad Feng Shui.
But not all the blame lies with the priest. After all, he met the young girl through a "prostitue-dispatch service." Not that it makes it OK to have sex with a 15 year old...but it was the girl's job! He was doing his part to feel up the economy.
No doubt this scandal will have the girl questioning her lot in life. Well, if she ever needs another job, she could always move to Brazil and host a talk-show on WHOR FM, a radio station for and by prostitutes.
Despite the bad press, this bad mojo is spreading to other religions. It appears that this molestation sex trend trandescends Catholicism, as evidenced by the Buddhist priest recently arrested for engaging in sex with a minor in Tokyo.
Talk about bad Feng Shui.
But not all the blame lies with the priest. After all, he met the young girl through a "prostitue-dispatch service." Not that it makes it OK to have sex with a 15 year old...but it was the girl's job! He was doing his part to feel up the economy.
No doubt this scandal will have the girl questioning her lot in life. Well, if she ever needs another job, she could always move to Brazil and host a talk-show on WHOR FM, a radio station for and by prostitutes.
You were poisoned by Curare_Z at 6:21 AM
7 Death Spasms:
I suppose it would be in bad taste to wonder how much time he will get for getting a little buddha.
No Monk should be touching some 15 year old's Tai Chi.
I wonder if prostitute dispatch services are tax exempt for clergy?
Oh no -- here we go with the puns people. :-)
If prositute dispatch services were ta exempt for clergy, I think we'd see a lot more chapels in Vegas. Wait...there are a lot of chapels in Vegas....
This is getting way out of control.
Next thing you know, Jewish mohels will be grabbing little boys' privates and cutting off their foreskins.
-- david
Come back, Curare -- we need more from you!!
-- david
I'm back DA. I'm back. :-)
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