I'm Not That Innocent
(UPDATED)
Oh we all know Britney isn't innocent. But sculptor Daniel Edwards is taking it a little too far. This most recent "exposure" leaves nothing to the imagination.
Yes folks, that's a sculpture of a naked Britney, on a bear skin rug. But what you can't really see in the picture is that this is a depiction of a pregnant naked Britney. Giving birth.
Apparently there's a little surprise if you go around the back side of the statute.
The tag line to the article says that this "Britney Sculpture of Birth Causes Stir." I'm sure it is. A stir in the loins of every young man that sees this thing in Brooklyn.
The sculptor did not ask Britney's permission to use her likeness. Personally, I'm not all that sure it looks like her. But I hear that his next project, entitled "White Trash Wedding," will be a depiction of Britney riding a bucking bronco with a face like Kevin Federline.
**************UPDATE****************
Just in case you're a glutton for punishment, here's a side view showing the sculpture in all its pregnancy glory.
You're welcome.
Yes folks, that's a sculpture of a naked Britney, on a bear skin rug. But what you can't really see in the picture is that this is a depiction of a pregnant naked Britney. Giving birth.
Apparently there's a little surprise if you go around the back side of the statute.
The tag line to the article says that this "Britney Sculpture of Birth Causes Stir." I'm sure it is. A stir in the loins of every young man that sees this thing in Brooklyn.
The sculptor did not ask Britney's permission to use her likeness. Personally, I'm not all that sure it looks like her. But I hear that his next project, entitled "White Trash Wedding," will be a depiction of Britney riding a bucking bronco with a face like Kevin Federline.
**************UPDATE****************
Just in case you're a glutton for punishment, here's a side view showing the sculpture in all its pregnancy glory.You're welcome.
You were poisoned by Curare_Z at 6:11 AM
14 Death Spasms:
Am I more than a little crazy to feel sorry for Britney? She just seems to be so clueless at times, trying to find that little bit of affection anywhere...and her husband seems like a white trash jerkoff. I think she should tell K-Fed to stick it in someone else...he's spread his seed enough!
"A stir in the loins of every young man ..."
You have lost your marbles, Curare--I don't know any man who finds the act of childbirth a turn-on. Britney on all fours on a bearskin rug, hell yes. But not while giving birth. [shivers]
And Siren was on to something about your word verifications being out of control: jjpsmqnf
-- david
That statue is somewhat grotesque. Maybe they should use it as a form of birth control.
Ally: You are mad. I knew it from the first day I met you.
BritBeast is actually not a bad piece of art--it does elicit (or is that illicit? I think one really must ponder that when it come to Mrs. Federline and her trashy brood) emotion in one form or another.
Like making me want to puke on it.
Did that come off a little strong?
#1 What woman caresses a bear skin rug while giving birth?
#2 The expression on the statue's face (which looks more like Princess Leia than Britney) is one of tranquil calm, as if she was drinking her morning coffee - not giving birth. I've seen the face during this particular activity, at it looks more like Rocky taking an uppercut.
#3 Why is she on all fours? The baby will drop out and fall onto the floor.
#4 They need to add a statue of K-Fed in the back, mixing his new single "Popozao" looking all proud of himself for creating such a crappy song.
Phoenix: OMG, watched that horrific video of K-Fed...
Um. Ick.
That was like watching the creation of Sean Preston...
well, maybe not that bad...seeing that might actually make one go blind...
Allypooh: Yes, I think you are a little crazy. :-)
DA: It's the front view of the statute I'm talking about...not the baby head poking out of the void in the back. But, I accept your proposition that Britney giving birth is NOT a sexy image.
Siren: Now that's a good idea. Parade it around for sex ed classes across the country!
Bad Girl: Not too strong at all. Quite tame for you, in fact.
Phoenix: #4 made me laugh out loud. That would be such an AWESOME addition.
Isn't it the most hideous thing ? I bet it's worth mega bucks now though.
I scared!
Ben: One person's trash is another person's treasure.
Big D: It's ok man. It won't hurt you...much.
y'know, watching K-Fed "groove" to his, um, popozao...right after seeing a very pregnant Britney statue made me question how on earth was he ever coordinated enough to manage coitus? So, far, I've had three friends watch this Eminem bitch wannabe, and all three were instantly nauseous. All that silicone in Britney's body must be affecting her mental capacity...and that was stagnant to begin with...
But, I DO feel sorry for her. It's the pity one might feel seeing a 19 year old former beauty queen with three children from four different men...yup...
The sculpture is as tasteful as Britney herself.
I got nothing.
The only thing better would be if Mr. Spears, I mean Spenderline, I mean Federline, bought several as gifts for his main momma.
Or is that 2nd Bitch?
Mom of Cheeto?
The Porcine Princess of Pop?
Allypooh: I hear you. I do NOT get the Feder-supine craze. He's ugly and stupid. How much more unattractive can he be?
Fuzz: And generating the same amount of buzz.
Bad Girl: That would be awesome. Can you imagine him sending those things to the baby momma (either of them)? That would be so great!
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